Over The Weekend, I Learned that My Great-Grandmother Had a Pet Squirrel Named Corky

And it lived in the house. Like, with the family.

And that is quite literally all I know about it. I simultaneously wish I knew more and am glad that I do not.

But I can’t resist that as a title. It’s just too good.

Over The Weekend, I Learned My Great-Grandmother Had a Pet Squirrel Named Corky.

It will remain a weird mystery.